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66 years ago, in a campsite in Drug Tree, a/an Ugly camper named Jack Ass had the adventure of his life. It all began in one Perky morning when Jack Ass was hunting Dogs. He heard a Retarded roar louder than any Dog he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same Retarded roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an Gay creature with Black fur. Jack Ass knew this had to be the Gay Bigfoot. Jack Ass had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby Door knob. He started to think of Hotdog, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and Worked at Jack Ass. Holy #### Cat, yelled Jack Ass, as the Black beast reached him. Jack Ass was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of Jack Ass around that campsite in Drug Tree.