Seconds month (and 4 days) and I'm at...2 minutes and 6 seconds!

A nice chunk of credit to Frearson for giving me the killer whale idea, it suits well. The body count (at last count) is 89 and ever since the music instantly intensified (1 minute 45 seconds), I had to keep eating epic for breakfast, lunch and dinner so I could shit out diarrhea all over my PC, and actually fit.

If I add atleast 2 seconds each day for the next month, I'll be finished by the end of March, if I stress myself to atleast 5 seconds, except it by the end of January.

Here, have a cookie soaked in ice: